Caption contest: For Nick Clegg, opportunity knocks

March 13, 2012 2:37 pm

As David Cameron is away tomorrow trying to get some of Obama’s popularity to rub off on him on an important state visit, Nick Clegg will be taking over for PMQs. Or as Michael Dugher put it recently “for Nick Clegg opportunity knocks”. With that in mind, we thought it might be time for a quick caption contest. The winner will receive a pair of tickets to the Soho Theatre’s production of Chris Mullins’ A Walk on Part.

Do your worst…

  • http://twitter.com/MattRedmore Matt

    “LALALALALALA  NOT LISTENING if i can’t see you then you’re not there”

  • Philip Lewis

    Doh!

  • Robert Craig

    Cameron forgets lubricant.

  • James

    These chains on my wrist are starting to hurt a bit….

  • John Ruddy

    “I didnt think you were that big Dave”…

  • Jeremy_Preece

    OMG LibDem activists are catching up with me even faster then the electorate! 

  • Jeff_Harvey

    It’s too late to start crying about it now.

  • Stuart

    I knew I should have voted Labour.

  • Keithnieland

    Daddy Dave has gone away and did not tell me! I feel so lonely! Think I will ring Childline!

  • Johndclare

    When Cameron has you by the balls…

  • Keithnieland

    I asked the boss for a Tory Party membership application form and he will not let me have one! Something about having gone to the wrong school.

  • Hugh

    Too late Clegg spots Ken Livingstone approaching for a chat while wearing his gardening gear.

  • derek

    The squeezed bottom? it’s all in the expression!!!!!!

  • Johndclare

    Nick discovered it had been a mistake to ask Eric Joyce to join the Lib Dems.

  • http://twitter.com/_DaveTalbot David Talbot

    Txt from Dave: ‘Sorry, Nick, but no chick flick Friday this week..’

  • EmmaBurnell

    We’re doing WHAT to the NHS? Are we MAD???

  • Jeremy_Preece

    It’s probably too late now for a career change.

  • Nigelwootton421

    I wish Cameron would not put so much Port down his neck before PMQ’s. His carousing is ear-splitting.

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