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By Alex Smith / @alexsmith1982 Why is David Cameron not on Twitter? Because, he says: "It's too instantaneous...too many twits might make a twat". Too instantaneous? Doesn't the job of Prime Minister require a little thinking on your feet…

Cameron too much twitBy Alex Smith / @alexsmith1982

Why is David Cameron not on Twitter? Because, he says:

“It’s too instantaneous…too many twits might make a twat”.

Too instantaneous? Doesn’t the job of Prime Minister require a little thinking on your feet, a little interaction, a little more, shall we say, statemanship?

Probably, but according to Cameron:

“the public are pissed off.”

Anything goes, then, eh, Dave?

Actually I think this is pretty amusing, and it’s good that Cameron is trying to portray an ordinary side. He’s still after that White Van Man, after all.

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