UPDATE: The song now even comes with a video:
There’s always been something a bit music hall about Labour’s Steve Pound, but the candidate for Ealing North has now had a song written in his honour (NSFW warning, there’s a single swear word in there – and we know, Pound isn’t technically the MP for Ealing North right now).

Produced by Logan Mason, the singer is simple known as ‘Mike’. Mason lives in Ealing North – we’re told he wasn’t asked to produce this, but sent it to the local party of his own accord. So published here without comment or endorsement (but in the hope that other candidates of all parties get their own theme tunes) here it is:
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