Boris two weeks ago:
“As I never tire of saying, my chances of becoming prime minister are only slightly better than being decapitated by a frisbee, blinded by a champagne cork, locked in a fridge or being reincarnated as an olive.”
Boris now:
“I want to assume supreme power in England”


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