Nick Clegg – Forwards! To the past!

As Conor McGinn acerbically noted on Twitter:

3.40pm Nick Clegg: “The past is gone and it isn’t coming back.”

3.50pm Nick Clegg: “Paddy Ashdown will Chair 2015 election campaign team.”

Update: Lewis James Brown from the Centre for Policy Studies has turned this into the following, which we found very amusing: